“The Queen Is Dead” (The Smiths) – Every Song Ranked

“The Queen Is Dead” is probably The Smiths’ best album. It has a lot of my favourite tracks of theirs, and the whole thing makes for a consistent listen … but how would I rank all the tracks?

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10 – Never Had No One Ever

In the middle of some absolute bangers we get “Never Had No One Ever”, which feels tame in comparison.

It’s a lot simpler than other tracks, which is maybe why I always forget about it.

9 – Vicar in a Tutu

Fun title and a good bounciness, but “Vicar in a Tutu” passes by without much substance.

Good

8 – Frankly, Mr. Shankly

Just as bouncy – if not bouncier – than “Vicar in a Tutu”, but “Frankly, Mr. Shankly” makes more of an impact.

There are some big guitar parts and catchy lyrics I can hook onto.

7 – Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others

You’re right, Morrissey! Some girls are bigger than others!

It’s one of the stranger Smiths songs, but Johnny Marr’s vibrant guitar is always a highlight.

6 – Cemetry Gates

“Cemetry Gates” is a fan favourite and has a great chorus, but I just like the other tracks a bit more.

Great

5 – The Queen Is Dead

The album opener and title track of “The Queen Is Dead” doesn’t get nearly the credit it deserves.

It’s a bold and energetic start to the album, and it feels much more aggressive than other Smiths songs.

4 – I Know It’s Over

Immediately from the slow instrumental and evocative opening lyrics I could tell “I Know It’s Over” would be a favourite.

The verses don’t hit as hard, but the choruses are a highlight of the album.

3 – The Boy with the Thorn in His Side

One of the first Smiths songs I ever fell in love with.

“The Boy with the Thorn in His Side” is one of the most uplifting Smiths songs musically, even if the lyrics are a downer as always.

Amazing

2 – Bigmouth Strikes Again

Easily a top five Smiths song.

The vocal harmonies and downbeat guitar sound odd on first listen, but the more you play “Bigmouth Strikes Again” the more enchanting it becomes.

All-Time Great

1 – There Is a Light That Never Goes Out

I always go back and forth between this and “How Soon Is Now?” for my favourite Smiths song, but right now I’d probably say “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out” takes the cake.

It’s vivid and haunting, and Morrissey’s vocals transport me to another world.

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