Rick and Morty – Season 7 Episodes Ranked

New season, new voice actors – a lot of people were ready to scrutinise Season 7 of Rick and Morty after all of the controversies, but in the end I think this was a season to be proud of. But it wasn’t without its faults … how would I rank every episode?

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10 – Rise of the Numbericons

Rating: D-

“Rise of the Numbericons” is a sequel nobody asked for.

The letters-numbers war is boring, Morty and his Math teacher Mr. Goldenfold are an unfunny combo, and the jokes don’t land. The pacing of the episode is also way too fast!

9 – How Poopy Got His Poop Back

Rating: C-

I paid close attention to the voice acting in the season opener, and I found the new voices to be indistinguishable from the old ones. The praise for “How Poopy Got His Poop Back” runs out there.

The friend group dynamic is sweet, I suppose, but the bizarre plot and Hugh Jackman cameo didn’t work for me.

8 – That’s Amorte

Rating: C

Like with “Analyze Piss” from Season 6, “That’s Amorte” is a fan-favourite episode from the latest season that I just couldn’t get behind.

The suicide = spaghetti was way too odd and tasteless (ironically) for me, and the life montage at the end felt like a cheap tug at the heartstrings at the eleventh hour.

7 – The Jerrick Trap

Rating: C+

An argument leads to Jerry and Rick trying to swap brains, but an accident melds their brains together instead. Already an intriguing premise ripe for comedy.

I liked the character dynamic between the new Rick and Jerry, but their final form “Jerricky” was too weird for me.

6 – Air Force Wong

Rating: B-

Reviews seemed to be mixed on “Air Force Wong”, but I liked what it was going for.

Unity taking over Virginia was a great return for a classic character, and the president’s attempts to woo therapist Wong were funny.

5 – Wet Kuat Amortican Summer

Rating: B-

At first I thought “Wet Kuat Amortican Summer” was going to be about videogame stat boosting. I should know by now that plot isn’t weird enough for a Rick and Morty episode.

A pool accident sees Morty and Summer fuse together, leading to a Kuato conspiracy and a society of psychic mutants.

4 – Rickfending Your Mort

Rating: B

“Rickfending Your Mort” is a glorified clip show episode akin to “Morty’s Mind Blowers”, but I thought it worked really well.

The observers were a great, natural way to show the funny scenarios, and the observer trial was a fun second-half subversion.

3 – Mort: Ragnarick

Rating: B+

The stupidest episode of the season. I loved it.

“Mort: Ragnarick” has valhalla, the pope and bigfoot. What more could you want?

2 – Fear No Mort

Rating: A-

A lot of recent Rick and Morty finales have tried going too big or shoe-horning major plot developments, but “Fear No Mort” focused on telling a concise, compelling character study.

The fear hole is a concept ripe for drama and humour, Diane’s “return” genuinely shocked me, and the twist ending was a highlight of the season.

1 – Unmortricken

Rating: A

“Unmortricken”, a harmless mid-season episode, had no right to be this good.

Evil Morty returns, Rick manages to track down and kill Rick Prime, and the action is immense. A non-finale episode better than most finales!

Season Rating: B

On the whole, Season 7 was pretty good. Nowhere near as bad as the worst seasons and episodes, but not quite up there with the best either. Still, I had a fun time!

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