EVERY Bond Girl Ranked By Hotness

The Bond series is known for many things – slick spy work, cool gadgets, cheesy villains and a wide array of beautiful women.

Would it be objectifying to rank all the Bond girls based on looks rather than character? Yes, I suppose, but I’ll do it anyway for a bit of fun. Just know that I, the dude sat at home writing this list, wouldn’t stand a chance with last place on this list.

Also, for the sake of equality, I’ll rank the Bonds by hotness as well (I’m a straight man but I’ll give it an honest go):

1. Sean Connery
2. Pierce Brosnan
3. Daniel Craig
4. George Lazenby
5. Roger Moore
6. Timothy Dalton

There. I don’t think I need to elaborate too much on that ranking. Oh, and before we begin you can check out some of my related blog posts here:

Not For Me

All of the women in this tier are objectively hot – they’re just unfortunate to be in a franchise overflowing with obscenely hot women.

37 – Strawberry Fields (Quantum Of Solace)

Let’s make one thing explicitly clear before we begin – if any of these women approached me in a bar I think I’d have a heart attack, but I have to separate them one way or another.

Strawberry Fields isn’t noteworthy as a character, and the scene where she’s covered in oil as an homage to “Goldfinger” is a bit cheap, so I guess she ends up being more forgettable than the others.

36 – Wai Lin (Tomorrow Never Dies)

I love Michelle Yeoh from her performance in “Everything Everywhere All At Once”, and she’s also a badass in “Tomorrow Never Dies”. I just don’t find her hot.

This ranking will be very subjective, y’all!

35 – Aki (You Only Live Twice)

Aki comes and goes pretty quickly in “You Only Live Twice”, so like Strawberry Fields she didn’t leave an impression on me.

34 – Octopussy (Octopussy)

I have no inherent problems with an older Bond girl. Octopussy matched Roger Moore’s age, and she still looked beautiful with added maturity and grace, but unfortunately she’s in a ranking with lots of younger women.

33 – Solitaire (Live and Let Die)

Beautiful woman. Slightly offensive make-up and outfit by today’s standards.

32 – Pussy Galore (Goldfinger)

One of the most iconic Bond girls, but not one of the hottest in my estimations.

If we were ranking characters Pussy Galore would be higher. But we’re not.

31 – Kara Milovy (The Living Daylights)

An unremarkable Bond girl in an unremarkable Bond film.

30 – Tiffany Case (Diamonds Are Forever)

I’m sorta bending my own rules in the case of “Tiffany Case”.

Is she hot? Most definitely, but her annoying character traits make me lose interest pretty quickly.

Got Me Stirred

This tier is for the heart-stoppers – the women who made me sit up straight when they came on screen.

29 – Kissy Suzuki (You Only Live Twice)

The first Asian Bond girl, so that has to count for something.

It helps they dressed the actress in a bikini for most of the runtime.

28 – Miranda Frost (Die Another Day)

Miranda Frost is very secondary as Bond girls go (and she actually turns out to be a villain), but that doesn’t stop her from being very beautiful and graceful.

27 – Mary Goodnight (The Man with the Golden Gun)

We’re in the portion of the ranking where it’s one generic beauty after another.

I don’t have much to say about Mary Goodnight, other than she’s hot. Obviously.

26 – Holly Goodhead (Moonraker)

I love it when the male writers give the Bond girls objectifying names like “Goodhead”. Always a really classy move.

25 – Melina Havelock (For Your Eyes Only)

Hot. Next.

24 – Stacey Sutton (A View To a Kill)

One of the most naturally beautiful women in a Bond film … so it’s a shame she had to romance a decrepit Roger Moore.

23 – Sylvia Trench (Dr. No / From Russia With Love)

One of the few Bond girls who appeared in multiple films – she was a sorta girlfriend to Connery’s Bond for a time!

Sylvia Trench also gets bonus points for being the very first Bond girl we meet.

22 – May Day (A View To a Kill)

Bond finally met his physical match.

21 – Teresa di Vicenzo / Tracy Bond (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

Tracy Bond isn’t just a Bond girl – she’s a Bond wife.

Always adorable, except when littered with bullets.

20 – Jill Masterson (Goldfinger)

Jill Masterson would’ve been another run-of-the-mill girl that Bond flirted with, but her iconic gold form bumped her up a place or two.

19 – Pam Bouvier (Licence to Kill)

Pam packed a bit more of a punch than most push-over Bond girls, which I appreciated.

18 – Domino Derval (Thunderball)

Unless I’m misremembering, Domino Derval was the first evil Bond girl.

I guess you could say she’s a baddie in more ways than one.

17 – Magda (Octopussy)

Is it weird that in a film named after “Octopussy”, it’s another lady who caught my attention?

16 – Lupe Lamora (Licence to Kill)

Partner to the despicable Sanchez, Lupe Lamora deserved someone better. Can I put my name in the hat?

15 – Paris Carver (Tomorrow Never Dies)

Another partner to the big bad who met an unfortunate end … Bond seems to attract the worst types.

14 – Natalya Simonova (GoldenEye)

It helps that Natalya Simonova was the Bond girl in one of the best films.

Like many modern Bond girls that came after, she really held her own on screen.

13 – Solange Dimitrios (Casino Royale)

It was a nice reversal of expectations to have Daniel Craig come out of the water instead of the Bond girl, but I’d be lying if I said my eyes weren’t affixed to Solange.

12 – Lucia Sciarra (Spectre)

Monica Bellucci now holds the record for oldest Bond girl after playing Lucia Sciarra, but you’d never guess that from how young and radiant she still looks.

Got Me Shaken

These women made me jealous of James Bond.

11 – Honey Ryder (Dr. No)

Honey Ryder came out of the ocean, and an entire generation of film-goers were never the same.

Ursula Andress will forever be an icon for her role in “Dr. No”.

10 – Severine (Skyfall)

Severine was one of the few Bond characters whose death actually made me feel things.

Partly because the circumstances were tragic, but also because I’d enjoyed seeing her on screen.

9 – Tatiana Romanova (From Russia With Love)

“From Russia With Love” holds up as one of the best 60’s spy thrillers, and Tatiana Romanova plays a part in that.

She and Bond have incredible chemistry.

8 – Anya Amasova (The Spy Who Loved Me)

Bond girl in one of the most famous entries in the franchise, and Barbara Bach is also married to Ringo Starr – the most famous drummer in the world. Not a bad life at all.

7 – Jinx (Die Another Day)

Jinx, on the other hand, is the Bond girl in arguably the most derided entry in the series.

But Halle Berry is incredibly hot so she ranks highly.

6 – Camille Montes (Quantum of Solace)

Camille Montes would be a hard one to rank purely in terms of character – she has a cool revenge sub-plot, but it’s written in a very shallow and unsatisfying way.

In terms of hotness, however, she’s supermodel-esque.

5 – Elektra King (The World is Not Enough)

One of the things that spurred this list idea is that “The World is Not Enough” has two obscenely hot actresses – one of which hasn’t even appeared yet in this ranking.

Elektra King is the first evil Bond girl to play a more pivotal role in the plot … but I can look past the villainous schemes.

4 – Xenia Onatopp (GoldenEye)

Xenia Onatopp is one of the most overtly sexy women in the franchise, even using sex as a weapon. Wouldn’t be the worst way to go …

3 – Madeleine Swann (Spectre / No Time to Die)

People debate whether Madeleine Swann is a worthy long-term partner to Craig’s Bond, but this list isn’t looking at character or plot relevance.

Lea Séydoux is comfortably one of my celebrity crushes. The French accent helps too.

2 – Vesper Lynd (Casino Royale)

Like Bond, I too fell in love with Vesper Lynd whilst watching “Casino Royale”.

She feels the most human out of any Bond girl, and being played by Eva Green is a gigantic plus.

As a point of reference, I would’ve ranked Ana de Armas in “No Time To Die” about here … but it’s hard to call her a “Bond girl” when she never romances Bond. Good for her, I suppose.

1 – Christmas Jones (The World is Not Enough)

The only time in the franchise where the actress’s good looks distracted from her character (there’s no way she is a scientist!).

Christmas Jones has no right to be this hot, and yet she’s played by Denise Richards – one of the hottest women ever. An easy first place if ever there was one.

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