“The House in Fata Morgana” – Every Character Ranked

I waxed lyrical about “The House in Fata Morgana” when I ranked its Doors, and now I’m desperate to rank its characters. This story has done nothing but occupy my mind ever since I finished it. I can’t rank every named character in the story as some of them are just “Man” and “Man 2”,Continue reading ““The House in Fata Morgana” – Every Character Ranked”

EVERY “Friends” Character Ranked

At first I was going to rank every guest star in “Friends”, i.e. the famous faces who made cameo appearances … but screw it. I’m gonna go all in. I’m going to rank every character in “Friends”, even if it takes me years to plan and write. I’ll try to rank every semi-important character andContinue reading “EVERY “Friends” Character Ranked”

Every “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure” Major Character Ranked

I recently (depending on when I post this) ranked the JoJo villains, so now it’s time for me to rank … pretty much everyone else. I’ll be looking at the major characters in the series who aren’t antagonists and ranking them on how much I personally connected to them (possible SPOILERS ahead). Sorry if IContinue reading “Every “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure” Major Character Ranked”

EVERY Harry Potter Character Ranked

Every now and again, as a British man who grew up in the 2000’s, I have the unquenchable urge to rewatch the Harry Potter films and bask in the glorious, magical nostalgia all over again. I ranked the films a long time ago, but now I feel more comfortable ranking every major character that appearedContinue reading “EVERY Harry Potter Character Ranked”

Ace Attorney Deep Dive: “Turnabout Trump” (Apollo Justice – Case 1)

With the Ace Attorney trilogy coming to its natural conclusion, Shu Takumi assumed that his hit lawyer series was over and done with. But, after Capcom pushed for a sequel, Takumi came back in order to get it right. The first case of the new Apollo Justice era is “Turnabout Trump”, a murky romp withContinue reading “Ace Attorney Deep Dive: “Turnabout Trump” (Apollo Justice – Case 1)”

The Office – Every Character Ranked

If there’s one thing everyone who loves The Office can agree on, it’s that 80% of its charm is directly because of the strength of the supporting cast. It’s amazing how memorable some of the main and side characters are … but they weren’t all memorable for good reasons. How would I rank every notableContinue reading “The Office – Every Character Ranked”

Ace Attorney Deep Dive: “The Lost Turnabout” (Justice For All – Case 1)

After the success of the first game, Shu Takami – Ace Attorney’s primary writer – was ordered by Capcom to make an entire trilogy. After months of writing and re-writing, and after being rushed by tight deadlines, it wasn’t long before “Justice For All” released in Japan. Its first case “The Lost Turnabout” has aContinue reading “Ace Attorney Deep Dive: “The Lost Turnabout” (Justice For All – Case 1)”

Assassin’s Creed – Every Side Character Ranked

Assassin’s Creed is know for its blood-pumping action and historical / sci-fi story, but I think an aspect that has flown under the radar is the consistently memorable cast of side characters. Well, most of them are memorable … I’ll be ranking every notable side character in the series (not EVERY minor character, or we’dContinue reading “Assassin’s Creed – Every Side Character Ranked”

Ace Attorney Deep Dive: “Turnabout Goodbyes” (Phoenix Wright – Case 4)

Originally the final case of the first game, “Turnabout Goodbyes” saw the DL-6 Incident come to its conclusion in dramatic manner. For many, this is the case that first displayed Ace Attorney’s immense storytelling capabilities – but will it hold up to an intensive Deep Dive? I’ll be deconstructing the case in ten distinct categoriesContinue reading “Ace Attorney Deep Dive: “Turnabout Goodbyes” (Phoenix Wright – Case 4)”

Ace Attorney Deep Dive: “Turnabout Samurai” (Phoenix Wright – Case 3)

“Turnabout Samurai” is easily the most controversial case in the first Ace Attorney game – most think it birthed the infamous “Case Three Syndrome”, while others (including myself) find it charming and harmless … but will it hold up to a intensive retrospective? I’ll be deconstructing the case in ten distinct categories and giving aContinue reading “Ace Attorney Deep Dive: “Turnabout Samurai” (Phoenix Wright – Case 3)”