The Bond series is known for many things – slick spy work, cool gadgets, cheesy villains and a wide array of beautiful women. Would it be objectifying to rank all the Bond girls based on looks rather than character? Yes, I suppose, but I’ll do it anyway for a bit of fun. Just know thatContinue reading “EVERY Bond Girl Ranked By Hotness”
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EVERY Harry Potter Character Ranked
Every now and again, as a British man who grew up in the 2000’s, I have the unquenchable urge to rewatch the Harry Potter films and bask in the glorious, magical nostalgia all over again. I ranked the films a long time ago, but now I feel more comfortable ranking every major character that appearedContinue reading “EVERY Harry Potter Character Ranked”
Every Mission Impossible Film Ranked
Unlike most Hollywood franchises, “Mission Impossible” seems to just be getting better and better. It helps that Tom Cruise is an eldritch horror that doesn’t age! With the release of “Dead Reckoning: Part One”, my mission is to rank the seven MI films, if I choose to accept it. Let’s get to it! (… AndContinue reading “Every Mission Impossible Film Ranked”
Every Edgar Wright Film Ranked
Edgar Wright hasn’t made many films in his career, but his ceaseless ingenuity and style shine through in every movie – he’s quickly becoming one of my favourite directors of all time. Now that I’ve seen all six of his major releases, I can finally rank them all. Let’s get to it! Before we begin,Continue reading “Every Edgar Wright Film Ranked”
All 50 $1 Billion Grossing Films Ranked
When I looked up how many movies had grossed over a billion dollars (as of May 2023), I was stunned to find there had been fifty. Five-zero. That’s completely unbelievable! I was also shocked to find how wildly the quality of the films varied. What better way to vent my frustration than with a definitiveContinue reading “All 50 $1 Billion Grossing Films Ranked”
My Top 25 Favourite Films Of All Time
I’ve done my favourite TV shows and videogames, so next up on the agenda has to be films. As usual, it’s one per franchise (and I’m bound to have forgotten a few – more so than normal!) Before we start, here are a few honourable mentions that very nearly made the cut: And here areContinue reading “My Top 25 Favourite Films Of All Time”
Every Spider-Man Film Ranked (Including “No Way Home”)
We’ve been lucky enough to be graced with 9 Spider-Man films over the past 20 years, and this might be an unpopular opinion but I don’t think there’s a single bad apple in the bunch. A few have been disappointing, sure, but the lead actors always kill it in the role, and the action isContinue reading “Every Spider-Man Film Ranked (Including “No Way Home”)”
The Matrix Trilogy Ranked
I decided to re-watch the Matrix trilogy recently, more out of sheer boredom more than anything else. It was actually quite a revealing and cathartic experience for me, as it had been years since I’d seen them in full, and my opinions on all of the films changed as I was viewing them. This isContinue reading “The Matrix Trilogy Ranked”
James Bond – Every 007 Actor Ranked
James Bond is the longest running film franchise we have, and while I would have loved to see an 80 year-old Sean Connery strutting his stuff in Skyfall and beyond, I think it only makes sense that the actors have to change as the franchise goes on. Every single transition between actors and eras couldContinue reading “James Bond – Every 007 Actor Ranked”
James Bond – Every Film Ranked
Let’s be honest, every guy who’s seen James Bond has wanted to be him – he just seems like the coolest guy ever, and he’s been in some of the most suave and action-packed films ever. They haven’t all been zingers, though, so how would I rank them all? N.B. If you’re reading this inContinue reading “James Bond – Every Film Ranked”
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